Do you ever aspirate your food and nearly die?  I do.  More frequently than I would like to admit.  I always feel so accomplished when I manage to know that it’s about to happen, and expel it, saving myself from an embarrasing coughing fit to dislodge said food from the entrance to my esophagus.  Sometimes I aspirate it so hard that it ends up inside my nose, and I have to sneeze it out.  Perhaps this is oversharing, but I know I’m not the only one.

….not enjoying the error of my ways… on this one!